belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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