OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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