But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
too bad you live with your parents still
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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