so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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