Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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