god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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