they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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