Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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