Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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