I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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