If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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