I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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