My nipple is on Facebook.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i love accidental penises.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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