just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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