I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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