yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
should my penis look like a turkey
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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