Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Someone shattered a urinal.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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