also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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