I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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