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(915): View more from Texas

You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs

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(519): View more from Ontario

Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.

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(619): View more from California

THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS

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(612): View more from Minnesota

There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.

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(360): View more from Washington

Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.

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