Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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