Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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