That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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