u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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