Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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