It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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