He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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