Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
