So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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