am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My dick has a subreddit
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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