i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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