I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Randomize
