New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Is Oprah even human
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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