I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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