why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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