Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.