two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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