Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'd give my left nut to see you

(609): View more from New Jersey

don't do that. I like the set

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.

(806): View more from Texas

That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.

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(720): View more from Colorado

side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?

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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy

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