everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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