Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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