Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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