On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Randomize
