Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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