at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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