remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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