How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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