I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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