i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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