Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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