we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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