Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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