she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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