At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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