Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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