i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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