I'm drive I can fine osifer
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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