I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I cut my penus on the lid.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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