seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
