I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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