sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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